Len Evans famous quotes

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  • One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything except Californian wine.

  • Taking our stand on the immovable rock of Christ's character we risk nothing in saying that the wine of miracle answered to the wine of nature, and was not intoxicating. No counter proof can equal the force of that drawn from His attributes. It is an indecency and a calumny to impute to Christ conduct which requires apology.

  • Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in...

  • Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

  • The entrepreneurial instinct is in you. You can't learn it, you can't buy it, you can't put it in a bottle. It's just there and it comes out.

  • When I feel like I'm not doing what I am supposed to as a mother, I will torture myself. I don't know how to deal with it. I find some consolation in the fact that all mommies feel it. If there was a way to cure mommy guilt, I would bottle it and be a bazillionaire.

  • A loss of any kind is horrible. Not because it takes away, but because it makes you believe- in newspapers, in tomatoes, in empty whiskey bottles.

  • Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.

  • I have had 50 drinks in one go!

  • A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking