Susan Messing famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.
-- Susan Messing

#Mean #Laughing #Audience
Youâ€™re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.
-- Susan Messing

#Stupid #Imagination
Symmetry looks good to us; we want more of it.
-- Susan Messing

#Want #Looks #Symmetry
The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable.
-- Susan Messing

#Waiting #Jump Rope #Steel
If I don't have fun, it's my own damn fault.
-- Susan Messing

#Fun #Having Fun #Faults
If you're not having fun, you're the asshole.
-- Susan Messing

#Fun #Having Fun
You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.
-- Susan Messing

#Stupid #Imagination #Appearing
I deal with the depraved, the sick, the pathetic, the disturbing and the profoundly depressed. I will try it all on. I will try on what I am and what I never want to be. And everything I wanted to be, but never can be. I can be a supermodel, or your worst nightmare. Off-stage, I just get to leave it, and nobody thinks I'm like that. This is what prevents me from being a psychopath and a sociopath, my time on stage.
-- Susan Messing

#Thinking #Sick #Trying
If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.
-- Susan Messing

#Smart #Dumb #Speak

A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put up with almost everything, which means he won't care about anything enough to get out of a chair.A country of public insouciance and private, grubby guilt, where you can believe anything as long as you don't believe it too fervently. A country where the highest aspiration is for a quiet life.
Humility means that one should not be anxious to have the satisfaction of being honored by others.
Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible.
I am grateful for - though I can't keep up with - the flood of articles, theses, and textbooks that mean to share insight concerning the nature of poetry.
I'm the interpreter. I'm the one who takes your words and brings them to life. I was trained to sing and dance and laugh, and that's what I want to do.
She frowned."You're not very friendly." I let out a short laugh."What?I'm not friendly to a ghost who floats into my house and starts touching me?Well,excuse my rudeness but this is a little disturbing.
The monster London laugh at me.
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an English superstar.' Uh-uh. There's no comparison. 'Gratuity' in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place. 'J.Lo' in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it 'M-smiley face-pound sign.
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

Susan Messing famous quotes

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