Uncle Kracker famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile.
-- Uncle Kracker

#Smile #Crazy #Fall
I am a dog that loves my fleas.
-- Uncle Kracker

#Dog #Fleas
Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.
-- Uncle Kracker

#Kids #Parent #Today
I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.
-- Uncle Kracker

#Guy #Chocolate #World
I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.
-- Uncle Kracker

#Avid #Serious #Bowling
Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.
-- Uncle Kracker

#Ice #Vanilla #Compare
The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.
-- Uncle Kracker

#School #College #High School

Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.
It's inspirational to see someone who is dying smile.
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why isn't there a campaign against ballet? It gives girls thick legs
When I saw the plane, I was absolutely astonished! Two emotions crashed over me: surging joy and crazy fear.
I have a really great family, and when Im not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I dont get crazy.
I listen to crazy, robust rock music where they sing their faces off, and soul music, which can be similar.
By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell - and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.
The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you. You're in a conversation and everybody's agreeing with what you're saying - even if you say something totally crazy. You need people who can tell you what you don't want to hear.
These, in the day when heaven was falling, The hour when earth's foundations fled, Followed their mercenary calling And took their wages and are dead. The British regulars who made the retreat from Mons, beginning August 24, 1914.
If in any divination the Tenth Card should be a Court Card, it shews that the subject of the divination falls ultimately into the hands of a person represented by that card, and its end depends mainly on him.

Uncle Kracker famous quotes

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