Des MacHale famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

The average human has one breast and one testicle.
-- Des MacHale

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Take some time to play around with segmentation. If you can pinpoint your best and worst customers it's well worth the time.
-- Des MacHale

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The reason for your poor projections is often right in front of you. Whether you are using statistical analysis or just an average, sometimes the way you are calculating your numbers doesn't make any sense. Sometimes it's best to get up, take a walk, and revisit your calculations later. I have returned to my work many times and said: "Why the hell would I calculate it like that?"
-- Des MacHale

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A bit ridiculous, but true. The moral of this story is to separate men and women when analyzing number of sexual organs.
-- Des MacHale

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Whereas the average individuals "often have not the slightest idea of what they are, of what they want, of what their own opinions are," self-actualizing individuals have "superior awareness of their own impulses, desires, opinions, and subjective reactions in general."
What we call 'normal' in psychology is really a psychopathology of the average, so undramatic and so widely spread that we don't even notice it ordinarily.
Space is certainly something more complicated than the average person would probably realize. Space is not just an empty background in which things happen.
It is interesting to observe that in the year 1935 the average individual's incurious attitude towards the phenomenon of the State is precisely what his attitude was toward the phenomenon of the Church in the year, say, 1500. It does not appear to have occurred to the Church-citizen of that day, any more than it occurs to the State-citizen of the present, to ask what sort of institution it was that claimed his allegiance.
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.
That wouldn't fit my right testicle
There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.
I do like my breasts. They're great, so much fun. You can do what you like with them.

Des MacHale famous quotes

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