Melissa Gorga famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.
You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
Peopleâ€™s lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, and unfathomable â€“ deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum.
Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.
I'm not the neatest person in the kitchen by any means.
how peaceful a bedroom is without a man in it.
My bedroom's like an armoury.
There is not a physicist in the world who can perceive when a parlor magician palms off playing-cards.
I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom.

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