Simon Hobday famous quotes

Golf giveth and golf taketh away. But it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth.
-- Simon Hobday

#Golf #Hell

I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and say, "Well, that's golf".
-- Simon Hobday

#Golf #Land #Tree

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four.
-- Simon Hobday

#Golf #Two #Water

The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer.
-- Simon Hobday

#Golf #Differences #Games

If some hole does not possess striking individuality through some gift of nature, it must be given as much as possible artificially, and the artifice must be introduced in so subtle a manner as to make it seem natural.

Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.

I didn't realize at the moment exactly what I had done...I only realized the enormity of it when I walked into the press room and got a long standing ovation.It wasn't until I came out of my daze that I began to appreciate my accomplishment.

It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.

I've got two girls. I like to play golf. Apart from that there's not a lot goes on in my life. So I am boring, aren't I?

I was already headed for Hell, I might as well enjoy the ride.

You can laugh your way into hell but not out.

The purpose of God isn't to save us from Hell. The purpose of God is to make us like Christ.

War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.