Jimmy McGill famous quotes

Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.
-- Jimmy McGill

#Taken #Two #Giving

Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.
-- Jimmy McGill

#Lama #Dalai

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.
-- Jimmy McGill

#Car #Dollars #Sitting

Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.
-- Jimmy McGill

#Past #Bye #Leaving

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.
-- Jimmy McGill

#Mother #Mean #Two

Everything. I have done everything you wanted...You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me. I was frightening...I have reordered time...I have turned the world upside down...And I have done it all for you. I am exhausted from living up to your expectations.

I want to leave my readers with a sequence of ideas/phrases that makes them question something they'd taken for granted. Or that confuses them to the point that they laugh, but contains one or two phrases/lines that stick in their minds.

In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Television gives us the gift to see ourselves as we'd like to be seen.

The chief danger of the Church today is that it is trying to get on the same side as the world, instead of turning the world upside down. Our Master expects us to accomplish results, even if they bring opposition and conflict. Anything is better than compromise, apathy, and paralysis.  God give to us an intense cry for the old-time power of the Gospel and the Holy Ghost!

God never can use any man very much till he has grace enough to forget himself entirely while doing God's work; for He will not give His glory to another nor share with the most valued instrument the praise that belongs to Jesus Christ alone.

We must see what in the Israeli identity - in the Israeli - we can give to other people rather than speaking so often of taking, expanding territory.

Give me a land of boughs in leaf A land of trees that stand; Where trees are fallen there is grief; I love no leafless land.

I am a big admirer of Sachin and his personality. He is a source of inspiration for the country and just looking at his photographs gives a lot of positive vibes.