All WILL ROGERS Quotes about “Funny”

“The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
“People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?”
“People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.”
“I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”
“The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.”
“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”
“There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.”

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