Robert Reisner famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
Youâ€™re a cow Give me some milk Or else go home
What is the most sacred duty and the greatest source of our security in a Republic? An inviolable respect for the Constitution and Laws.
To what base ends, and by what abject ways, Are mortals urg'd through sacred lust of praise!
Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I donâ€™t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?
Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.
A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

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