Murphy J. Foster, Jr. famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Contrary to popular belief, the Loch Ness Monster is not a dinosaur -- it's a huge mutant duck, a top researcher claims.... Most mainstream Nessie researchers consider Gluber's duck theory to be horse feathers and are trying to blast it out of the water.
-- Murphy J. Foster, Jr.

#Horse #Water #Trying
Most people don't ever want to use a gun to protect themselves - that's the last thing they want to do - but if you know how and you have a situation with some fruitcake running around, like they've got right now, it sure can save you a lot of grief.
-- Murphy J. Foster, Jr.

#Running #Grief #Gun
Microsoft has built loyalty at the end-user level, including upper management, .. That works for a while in the early stages of a product, but after a couple of years the blush fades from the rose. It's reality versus marketing.
-- Murphy J. Foster, Jr.

#Loyalty #Couple #Reality
Unix is back in vogue.
-- Murphy J. Foster, Jr.

#Unix #Vogue

I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
In the 18th century, James Hargreaves invented the Spinning Jenny, and Richard Arkwright pioneered the water-propelled spinning frame which led to the mass production of cotton. This was truly revolutionary. The cotton manufacturers created a whole new class of people - the urban proletariat. The structure of society itself would never be the same.
Waterâ€™s water and thatâ€™s why itâ€™s beautiful.
That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.
I, personally, am trying to get more and more involved with the gay and lesbian movement, very much so.
Better to be too early and have to try again, than be too late and have to catch up.
I try to be as courteous as possible and sometimes try to tell my fans that as much as I appreciate their support, there are times where I need to be able to have an uninterrupted dinner or not have to take a bunch of pictures or just be able to do some of the normal things.
If you feel that strongly about something, you have an obligation to try and change my mind.

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