Jack Jones famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

  • I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true

  • Poetry is above all a concentration of the power of language, which is the power of our ultimate relationship to everything in the universe.

  • I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

  • Goodbye, my almost lover. Goodbye, my hopeless dream. I'm trying not to think about you, can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance, my back is turned on you. Should've known you'd bring me heartache. Almost lovers always do.

  • Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

  • Think it over, think it under.

  • If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

  • Try lighting your house by prayer instead of electricity and see which one works.

  • The business models in enterprise have changed pretty dramatically. A huge problem with enterprise software traditionally has been usually you sell to the customer and then they adopt the technology. The great thing about 'freemium' and the new way enterprise software is being sold is you get to try it first and then buy it.