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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
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All other goods by Fortune's hands are given; A wife is the peculiar gift of heaven.
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Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have left at least one. Saint Patrick made a name for himself by running the snakes out of Ireland, leaving the place vulnerable to rodent infestation. This business of making saints out of men who exterminate their fellow creatures has got to stop. All I'm saying is, it's starting to get a little lonely up here at the top of the food chain.
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I think it's important to take a break, you know, from the public eye for a while, and give people a chance to miss you. I want longevity. I don't want to get out there and run myself ragged and spread myself thin.
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I really hate it when I can’t score runs from a ball.
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The intelligent person is not one who merely knows what is good and what is bad. The intelligent person is one who, when he sees what is good, follows it, and when he sees evil, shuns it.
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I want to work with intelligent people and look for scripts that I think are intelligent and surprising.
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And now, advice for beginning mystics. Be sober, be intelligent, be educated, rely on the tangible reality as long as you can. Remember that the act of writing is a tiny part of a bigger something. Defend the value of the spiritual experience and if somebody tells you it's an old fashioned notion, laugh loudly and serenely.
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Don't try to make intelligent decisions when your brain is hyped
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Gaffe-focused journalism: revenge of intelligent people who know true evils are out there but lack the access/time to get to them.
