Papa CJ famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Bullying new comics at open mic nights? NOT ON MY WATCH!
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How to make money from Facebook and Twitter: (1) Go to 'Account Settings' (2) Click 'Deactivate your account' (3) Go back to work!
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Appurv Gupta brings you a unique point of view that no other comedian in India does. Well worth a watch.
-- Papa CJ
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In the short term, corporal punishment may produce obedience. But it is a fact documented by research that in the long term the results are inability to learn, violence and rage, bullying, cruelty, inability to feel another's pain, especially that of one's own children, even drug addiction and suicide, unless there are enlightened or at least helping witnesses on hand to prevent that development.
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If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.
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Nobody ever forgets their first night in the bush. It's among the precious, meagre handful of life firsts that remain indelible.
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Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
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I love Prospect Park-watching fireflies at night and going to the bandshell for free music.
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Last night I'd made love to a woman for the first and last time. It had been amazing and I had a memory that would shape the rest of my life.
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You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.
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I watched so many movies when I was a kid, and I'd watch them over and over.
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Let me explain it to you then. I just had a beautiful girl trust me enough to touch her and see her in a way no one else ever has. I got to hold her and watch her and feel her as she came apart in my arms. It was like nothing else I'd ever experienced. She was breathtaking and she was responding to me. She wanted me. I was the one making her spiral out of control.
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And I can say that I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat.
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