Lois Greiman famous quotes

A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
-- Lois Greiman

#Father #Guy #Swimmer

False hope is better than no hope at all.
-- Lois Greiman

#Hope #False Hope #No Hope

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
-- Lois Greiman

#Pms #Personality #What If

A person without regrets is called a corpse.
-- Lois Greiman

#Regret #Persons

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
-- Lois Greiman

#Sex #Men #Breathing

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
-- Lois Greiman

#Brother #Believe #Three

Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
-- Lois Greiman

#Hands #People #Too Much

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
-- Lois Greiman

#Way

Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
-- Lois Greiman

#Succeed #Sometimes #Spite

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
-- Lois Greiman

#Love Is #Love Is Like #Skydiving