Ashish Chauhan famous quotes

Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life.
-- Ashish Chauhan

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When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them.
-- Ashish Chauhan

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

The pattern of a newspaperman's life is like the plot of 'Black Beauty.' Sometimes he finds a kind master who gives him a dry stall and an occasional bran mash in the form of a Christmas bonus, sometimes he falls into the hands of a mean owner who drives him in spite of spavins and expects him to live on potato peelings.

Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible.

Misuse of reason might yet return the world to pre-technological night; plenty of religious zealots hunger for just such a result, and are happy to use the latest technology to effect it.

Free speech means the right to shout 'theatre' in a crowded fire.

I don't understand technology, and I'm very scared of it.