Eve Arden famous quotes

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  • Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

  • Growing up my mother played Sarah Vaughan and Nat Cole in the house regularly.

  • When mother is happy, family is happy. When family is happy, nation is happy.

  • Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, that most of her daughters have been afraid of it since.

  • Kids are dying from causes of sexual activity. You're not going to find a tombstone stating that Frankie died because he was a virgin.

  • In testimony of their Respect For The Patriot of incorruptible Integrity, The Soldier of approved Valour The Statesman of consummate Wisdom; Whose Talents and Virtues will be admired By Grateful Posterity Long after this Marble shall have mouldered into Dust.

  • I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

  • She did it the hard way.

  • [On her recently widowed father's much younger wife:] My father has been very busy in conjugating the verb to love, and I assure you he declines its moods and tenses inimitably.

  • If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.