Robert Black famous quotes

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.
-- Robert Black

#Hangover #Waking #Wake Up

Writers begin with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.
-- Robert Black

#Beach #Ocean #Sand

Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped.
-- Robert Black

#Want #Wave #Enough

It’s relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private.
-- Robert Black

#Nice #Crowds #Normal

Women should not be penalized for being women. Equally, men should not be penalized for being men. I fear that in overly politically correct western Christian democracies, the latter is occurring. It should not be forgotten that nature will correct the pendulum, so that is does not swing too far either way.
-- Robert Black

#Christian #Men #Swings

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.
-- Robert Black

#Beer #Night #Stronger

Any government which fears freedom of speech and expression, should fear the internet more.
-- Robert Black

#Expression #Government #Freedom Of Speech

Writers and other artists are mostly just historians, produced by nature to describe, decipher and thus historically represent the universe.
-- Robert Black

#Artist #Historian #Universe

Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.
-- Robert Black

#Bars #Soap #Worn

I don’t need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body.
-- Robert Black

#Tattoo #Body #Faces