Gilbert Morris famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • If I care to listen to every criticism, let alone act on them, then this shop may as well be closed for all other businesses. I have learned to do my best, and if the end result is good then I do not care for any criticism, but if the end result is not good, then even the praise of ten angels would not make the difference.

  • One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning".

  • It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else.

  • What makes a good animated movie is being able to balance adult and knowing in-jokes and also just out and out funny things that make all people laugh. The idea that it's actually something that will appeal to a family, that's the trick.

  • The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller.

  • I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

  • If the first requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite, the second is to put in your apprenticeship as a feeder when you have enough money to pay the check but not enough to produce indifference of the total.

  • Lenin was the first to discover that capitalism 'inevitably' caused war; and he discovered this only when the First World War was already being fought. Of course he was right. Since every great state was capitalist in 1914.

  • Beginning with the first bite, and for every bite after, that try to chew ten times.

  • The first part of my career, how I was paying the bills was commercials. I was just doing tons of commercials.