Grant Johnson famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

  • Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

  • You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

  • The mind is like a river. The thoughts are like the various droplets of water. We are submerged in that water. Stay on the bank and watch your mind.

  • The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'

  • If a big wave came at the wrong moment, it would sweep me off into forty-eight-degree water, where I might last twenty minutes. Drowning quickly might be better.

  • Dinner with water is dinner for prisoners

  • Water’s water and that’s why it’s beautiful.

  • Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

  • Vanity prevents improvement

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