Grant Johnson famous quotes

Beer is an improvement on water itself.
-- Grant Johnson

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Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

The mind is like a river. The thoughts are like the various droplets of water. We are submerged in that water. Stay on the bank and watch your mind.

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'

If a big wave came at the wrong moment, it would sweep me off into forty-eight-degree water, where I might last twenty minutes. Drowning quickly might be better.

Dinner with water is dinner for prisoners

Water’s water and that’s why it’s beautiful.

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

Vanity prevents improvement