Jack Redmond famous quotes

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.
-- Jack Redmond

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There have been fewer friends on earth than kings.

Do I really have moves like Jagger? F**king A, no, I don’t. But I was going to tell everybody that I did and hoped they believed me.

T's [King James Bible] subject is majesty, not tyranny, and it's political purpose was unifying and enfolding, to elide the kingliness of God with the godliness of kings, to make royal power and divine glory into one invisible garment which could be wrapped around the nation as a whole.

My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

It was, however, resolved that 'we use our private influence at present to prevent our brethren from going into court and promising to obey the law; and as soon as possible we take steps to get some flavors from the government for those who already have more wives than one.'

Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!

My wife went off with Elvis.