Lev L. Spiro famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.
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It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.
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I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.
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We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.
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Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.
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My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.
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Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.
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In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.
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I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.
-- Lev L. Spiro
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A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It's just too dull to stop us from worrying about jobs and spouses.
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My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short - and don't quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise - I believe blow jobs prevent war.
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I'm an actor in between jobs right now, so I kind of live the life of a 7-year old.
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An artist's job is simply to take the mirror in front of your face and hold it there. It's not to give you any answers. It is simply to take that mirror and point it at you.
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This is our high calling, to represent Christ, and act in His behalf, and in His character and spirit, under all circumstances and toward all men.
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A devotee should be fixed in the conclusion that, the spiritual master cannot be subject to criticism and should never be considered equal to a common man.
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Television gives us the gift to see ourselves as we'd like to be seen.
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The Lord has different names according to His different activities. For example, His name is Madhusüdana because He killed the demon of the name Madhu; His name is Govinda because He gives pleasure to the cows and to the senses
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Give crowns and pounds and guineas But not your heart away; Give pearls away and rubies, But keep your fancy free.
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He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.
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