Theodore Maynard famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

  • If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

  • For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big Wheel of the year, a violent preamble to a prostrate Sabbath. Piled up passions were exploded on Saturday night, and the effect of a week's monotonous graft in the factory was swilled out of your system in a burst of goodwill. You followed the motto of 'be drunk and be happy,' kept your crafty arms around female waists, and felt the beer going beneficially down into the elastic capacity of your guts.

  • A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.

  • Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's drunk? When I was at Cambridge, I remember I put a certain utensil - well - well, nevermind.

  • Friends don't let heads drive drunk!

  • Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

  • Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment.

  • I made my first movie when I was five.

  • Others have been made fools of by the girls; but, this can never be with truth said of me. I most emphatically, in this instance,made a fool of myself.