Michael Klaper famous quotes

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  • A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

  • How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

  • I think 'Tap Dogs' has lasted so long because people have a natural interest in tap dancing. This form of dancing can't be dated, it's such an intriguing form of dance because the feet are also an an instrument.

  • In the Spanish people there is a mixture of Gothic, Frankish and Moorish blood. One can speak of the Spaniard as one would speak of a brave anarchist. The Arabian epoch-the Arabs look down on the Turks as they do on dogs-was the most cultured, the most intellectual and in every way best and happiest epoch in Spanish history. It was followed by the period of the persecutions with its unceasing atrocities.

  • I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

  • The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ***** you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.

  • Google might be doping the horses.

  • Thousands upon thousands of persons have studied disease. Almost no one has studied health.

  • Do what is healing to your spirit and without effort you will bring the world healing in return.

  • That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.