Joe Viterelli famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • I mean, look, I love movies, not just the ones I make... In fact, I don't like the movies I make very much.

  • I just loved playing the mean girl. When you're not like a character, it's kind of fun to play.

  • Yeah. I mean, it just seemed to me that it was - I felt so helpless to this business of not having any papers. That seems like a throwback to a schoolboy.

  • Aging gracefully is supposed to mean trying not to hide time passing and just looking a wreck. Don't worry girls, look like a wreck, that's the way it goes.

  • He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'

  • My first wife was a theater person.

  • May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her)

  • I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

  • Whether with Reason, or with Instinct blest, Know, all enjoy that pow'r which suits them best.

  • She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.