Dan Johnson famous quotes

Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.
-- Dan Johnson

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A city with one newspaper... is like a man with one eye, and often the eye is glass.

Nothing in Nature's sober found, But an eternal Health goes round. Fill up the Bowl then, fill it high-- Fill all the Glasses there; for why Should every Creature Drink but I? Why, Man of Morals, tell me why?

I'm blind without my glasses.

Each of us is carving a stone, erecting a column, or cutting a piece of stained glass in the construction of something much bigger than ourselves.

At some point in every person's life, you will need an assisted medical device - whether it's your glasses, your contacts, or as you age and you have a hip replacement or a knee replacement or a pacemaker. The prosthetic generation is all around us.

We live in a glass-soaked civilization, but as for the bird in the Chinese proverb who finds it so difficult to discover air, the substance is almost invisible to us. To use a metaphor drawn from glass, it may be revealing for us to re-focus, to stop looking through glass, and let our eyes dwell on it for a moment to contemplate its wonder.

I have known some quite good people who were unhappy, but never an interested person who was unhappy.

She frowned."You're not very friendly." I let out a short laugh."What?I'm not friendly to a ghost who floats into my house and starts touching me?Well,excuse my rudeness but this is a little disturbing.

I know how you clutched my back behind your house and sweated like a stallion whenever I came near!

The house has to please everyone, contrary to the work of art which does not. The work is a private matter for the artist. The house is not.