Colton Dunn famous quotes

That's the one thing that I love about Twitter. There's no rule that says it's a discussion. So I love when I tweet something and somebody wants to have a conversation with me. I'm like, "Oh no, I don't use Twitter for conversations. I just say what I want to say so you can ask me a question but I'm not answering it."
-- Colton Dunn

#Tweet #Ask Me #Discussion

I've been a comedian for a long time so writing and performing is a big part of what I do. If anybody's doing comedy they should also work on writing.
-- Colton Dunn

#Writing #Long #Comedian

As far as a job, actors get treated a lot better than writers so I definitely prefer acting. A writer has to make his own coffee and an actor has somebody bring them coffee.
-- Colton Dunn

#Coffee #Acting

Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.
-- Colton Dunn

#Laughter #Thinking #Important

Sometimes you want to have a talk about race, about police violence. It's very hard to get through to somebody. Everyone's got their side staked out. They don't want to talk about it. But you can break the ice with a little humor.
-- Colton Dunn

#Police #Violence #Sometimes

People ask me why I don't tweet. Honestly, I'm so sick of myself.

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut.

I only tweet if I discover something that's fantastic, or if I heard something really great.

Twitter is not just for Journalists. You don’t have to be a writer to Tweet.[Social Media]

Vegetables are called 'specialty crops.' Don't ask me why.

People ask me, what was your rock bottom? I say, pick.

Life is apogee, apex, decline; life is death - and everything else is open to discussion.

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals.

Freedom of inquiry, freedom of discussion, and freedom of teaching - without these a university cannot exist.