Max McGee famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Remember that sports are meant to be fun. Don't let someone make the sport unfun for you.
We're never as good as we think we are, nor as bad as we think we are.
In the Seventies, women runners, developing amenorrhea and calcium-related shin splints, were the first to realize that nature is hovering over us, ready to shut down our systems if our fetus-feeding fat reserve drops below a certain percentage of body weight. In other words, in nature's eyes we are nothing but milk sacs and fat deposits.
I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
I'm not very geeky. I'm quite homespun. I would say I'm more modern rustic than gadget-orientated. I like woollen things and log fires and whiskey
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.
Knowing he [Bob Serber] was going to the [first atom bomb] test, I asked him how he planned to deal with the danger of rattlesnakes. He said, 'I'll take along a bottle of whiskey.' â€¦ I ended by asking, 'What would you do about those possibilities [of what unknown phenomena might cause a nuclear explosion to propagate in the atmosphere]?' Bob replied, 'Take a second bottle of whiskey.

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