Kate Gosselin famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I realize that life isn't perfect - it can't be perfect. I can drive myself nuts trying to make it perfect, or I can just have a lot of fun with the kids.
-- Kate Gosselin

#Fun #Kids #Nuts
I've learned to deal with stress. In fact, things that would make the next person go over a cliff don't even make my radar anymore.
-- Kate Gosselin

#Stress #Next #Cliffs
When you think life is tough, it can get a lot tougher.
-- Kate Gosselin

#Thinking #Tough #Life Is
I'm still breathing because I have faith. My faith and my kids are the two things that matter.
-- Kate Gosselin

#Kids #Breathing #Two

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
Matt Hock was the first person who showed me how much fun and how cool it can be to be a Christian,
Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.
I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby.
The great joy of doing 'The Daily Show' for me is that I get to sit on the fence between cultures. I am commenting on the absurdity of both sides as an outsider and insider. Sometimes I'm playing the brown guy, and sometimes I'm not, but the best stuff I do always goes back to being a brown kid in a white world.
When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric.
What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.
All true histories contain instruction; though, in some, the treasure may be hard to find, and when found, so trivial in quantity, that the dry, shriveled kernel scarcely compensates for the trouble of cracking the nut.
We'd go to the fraternity house. It was a good place to practice. But we really wanted the kids to overhear us. And whoever heard us would go nuts over it.

Kate Gosselin famous quotes

You may also like: