"You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund"

-- Ben Elton

#Old Lady Quotes #Fund Quotes #Pension Quotes

“Why does reading freak people out so much? Sure, I could be pretty anti-social when we were on the road, but if I was playing a Gameboy hour after hour, no one would be on my case. In my social circle, blowing up space monsters is socially acceptable in a way that American Pastoral isn't.”
“Nature shows that with the growth of intelligence comes increased capacity for pain, and it is only with the highest degree of intelligence that suffering reaches its supreme point.”
“It's true that I don't rearrange that much in the fiction, but I feel if you change even one name or the order of one event then you have to call it fiction or you get all the credits of non-fiction without paying the price.”
“All my films are love stories,”
“When I finish a run, every part of me is smiling.”

Source : Jeff Galloway (2017). “Jeff Galloway: Your Personal Running Journal: Logging Your Progress, Keeping Your Motivation”, p.78, Meyer & Meyer Sport
“It is not that fathers are better or worse, not that they are more loved or criticized, but rather that they are viewed with far less intensity. There is no Philip Roth or Woody Allen or Nancy Friday who writes about fathers with a runaway excess of humor, horror ... feeling. Most of us let our fathers off the hook.”
“If people were really naked and everyone knew what each other was thinking, everyone would probably just laugh... or they'd lock each other up.”
“Sire," Oliver said as he helped Petunia to her feet, "I'd like to marry Petunia. "Of course you would," retorted the King Gregor. "But not right now! we just got those two taken care of." He pointed to the twins who were still trying to play Christian's odd game. "And weddings are expensive!”

Source : Jessica Day George (2012). “Princess of the Silver Woods”, p.322, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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