"CAFE is like trying to cure obesity by requiring clothing manufacturers to make smaller sizes."

-- Bob Lutz

#Trying Quotes #Cafes Quotes #Size Quotes

“President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not only that, Martha Stewart was chosen as person of the year by Doing Time magazine.”
“When television families aren't gathered around the kitchen table exchanging wisecracks, they are experiencing brief but moving dilemmas, which are handily solved by the youngest child or by some cute extraterrestrial houseguest. Emerging from Family Ties or My Two Dads, we are forced to acknowledge that our own families are made up of slow-witted, emotionally crippled people who would be lucky to qualify for seats in the studio audience of JEOPARDY!”
“That wall is a one directional wall. It keeps the government from running the church but it makes sure that Christian principles will always stay in government.”
“The expected is what keeps us steady. It's the unexpected that changes our lives forever.”
“Maybe sometimes I have been wrong with some movies. Anyway, I try to do my best.”
“Whatâ€™s so civil about war anyway?”
“Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied.”
“I ne'er could any luster seeIn eyes that would not look on me.”

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