"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."

-- Bill Vaughan

#Baseball Quotes #Umpires Quotes #Jockeys Quotes

“I think that if you're doing something that's important, that's significant in your life, it takes some of the pain away.”
“Awards mean nothing to comedians. What matters is the audience, how you're doing - artistically, for the most part - at that moment.”
“Socialism and Communism both demand a degree of joint effort and administration which would beget more regulation than is wholly consistent with ideal Anarchism; Individualism and Mutualism, resting upon property, involve a development of the private policeman not at all compatible with my notion of freedom.”
“I dont care if youre Britney freakin Spears, nobody is going to steal my spotlight!”
“I learned in business that you had to be very careful when you told somebody that's working for you to do something, because the chances were very high he'd do it. In government, you don't have to worry about that.”
“The fact that the ministerial conspiracy against liberty had risen from corruption was of the utmost importance to the colonists.”

Source : Bernard Bailyn (2012). “The Ideological Origins of the American Revolution”, p.138, Harvard University Press
“What I hope is to really focus on being a songwriter. I'd love to write songs for other people; that's something I'd really like to start doing.”
“moral, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency.”

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