"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

“I'm writing this book because we're all going to die.”

“No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.”

Source : Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.55, Courier Corporation

“Bang! Bang! Bang! Sorry Mr. Yipes, sir, she won't budge!' Put your back into it, man, give it all you've got!' Bang! Bang! Bang!”

Source : Patrick Carman (2011). “The Land of Elyon #1: The Dark Hills Divide”, p.87, Scholastic Inc.

“Without poets, without artists... everything would fall apart into chaos. There would be no more seasons, no more civilizations, no more thought, no more humanity, no more life even; and impotent darkness would reign forever. Poets and artists together determine the features of their age, and the future meekly conforms to their edit.”

“Good design today requires more vision (a larger point of view versus the single brilliant idea), more consistency (a deeper underlying structure of language and form versus the simple, uniform application of visual elements) and more patience (persistence over time versus creative authoritarianism).”

“No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free.”

“Mom always tells me to celebrate everyone's uniqueness. I like the way that sounds.”

“I said from the very beginning, I don't want a big house, I don't want big grounds, I don't want the trouble with the maintenance and all of that.”