"My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to thwart those users who are somehow able to get past DOS."

-- Dave Barry

#Past Quotes #Bills Quotes #Able Quotes

“Occasionally, I'll dream I'm in the factory. That will help me write. Not creatively, but more like a prod. I don't want to go back there.”
“the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.”
“Deliberate cruelty is unforgivable. --Blanche Dubois”
“We have a strange illusion that mere time cancels sin. I have heard others, and I have heard myself, recounting cruelties and falsehoods committed in boyhood as if they were no concern of the present speaker's, and even with laughter. But mere time does nothing either to the fact or to the guilt of a sin. The guilt is washed out not by time but by repentance and the blood of Christ: if we have repented these early sins we should remember the price of our forgiveness and be humble.”
“There is nothing more foolish than a foolish laugh. Risu inepto res ineptior nulla est”
“We cannot overstate our debt to the Past, but the moment has the supreme claim.”
“Don't try to be what you're not. If you're nervous, be nervous. If you're shy, be shy. It's cute.”
“Our issue isn't when we get something done, ... it's how appropriate it is when we do it.”

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