"Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'"

-- Dave Chappelle

#Funny Quotes #Jobs Quotes #Black Quotes

“You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.”
“Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.”
“I don't mind being called a hairy, humourless lesbian because that is what I aspire to be.”

Source : Bridget Christie (2015). “A Book for Her”, p.39, Random House
“Find your happiness in yourself.”
“If Ryan Giggs is worth £20 million, Dennis Bergkamp is worth £100 million”
“We are not meant to be seen as God's perfect, bright-shining examples, but to be seen as the everyday essence of ordinary life exhibiting the miracle of His grace.”
“I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.”
“Those old stories of visions and dreams guiding men have their truth; we are saved by making the future present to ourselves.”

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