"I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer."

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Source : Andrew Ferguson (2012). “Crazy U: One Dad's Crash Course in Getting His Kid Into College”, p.32, Simon and Schuster

Andrew Ferguson

#Football Quotes #Beer Quotes #Games Quotes

“I want to get my own show because 'Today' will eventually get tired of me, or the audience will get tired of me.”
“Here at the bottom of the world, everything was upside down.”
“I'm going to bring in something called the London Living Rent. These are homes where rent is one third of average local earnings.”
“When you're in the middle of nowhere, when you're on this tiny little island, probably one of ten people ever to step foot on this island, it's taken you a week to get there by boat - and you step near to an albatross nest. It doesn't even look at you as the enemy. You get this great nature moment. Until you realize the albatross, along with the thousands of other winged albatrosses next to it, has constructed its nest of trash.”
“The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange.”
“The most perfect society is that whose purpose is the universal and supreme happiness.”
“Carmen was bad at loving. She loved too hard.”
“Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good for us.”

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