#Oil Quotes #Made Quotes #Crude Quotes
“I always liked co-ed events best so we have two men and two women on each team.”
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
“No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there.”
“Maybe ever'body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.”
Bryan Procter
Poet
Geoffrey Willans
Author
Henry Reed
Poet
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Philosopher
Phyllis McGinley
Author
Will Cuppy
Critic
William Shakespeare
Poet
P. J. O'Rourke
Satirist