"It's good to be funny when you are a comedian."

-- George Lindsey

#Comedian Quotes

“I do not want to pass the time. I want to grab hold of it and leave my mark upon the world.”
“I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.”
“Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!”
“To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.”
“I think everyone should sing - it's so good for you, as it makes you breathe deeply, and it's good for you emotionally, too. It's a brilliant release way of lifting the spirits.”
“Occasionally I hear a band that blows me away. For instance, there's a musician in Oakland named Weasel Walter who has a band called the Flying Luttenbachers. Go see the Flying Luttenbachers when they're in your town. He's one of the greatest rock composers who ever lived, and he's struggling and living like a poverty-stricken hermit.”

Source : Interview with Simon Dasher, pitchfork.com. April 30, 2006.
“In time of difficulties, we must not lose sight of our achievements.”

Source : Zedong Mao (1967). “The Thoughts of Chairman Mao Tsê-tung”
“The industry is s**t, it's the medium that's great.”

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