"Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try."

-- Tom Holt

#Lying Quotes #Trying Quotes #Bathroom Quotes

“I went to the Hall of Fame with my dad. I can't say I really remember too much about it.”
“The arts are not for the privileged few, but for the many. Their place is not on the periphery of daily life, but at its center. They should function not merely as another form of entertainment but, rather, should contribute significantly to our well being and happiness.”
“The world was more than a place. Life was more than an event. It was all one thing, and that thing was: story.”
“What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?”
“She paints her face to hide her face. Her eyes are deep water. It is not for Geisha to want. It is not for geisha to feel. Geisha is an artist of the floating world. She dances, she sings. She entertains you, whatever you want. The rest is shadows, the rest is secret.”
“Cities are beautiful because they are created slowly; they are made by time. A city is born from a tangle of monuments and infrastructures , culture and market, national history and everyday stories. It takes 500 years to create a city, 50 to create a neighborhood.”
“My son is so fortunate, you know. He's always going to have food. Yes, my children are going to be privileged, but that's why it's so important for them to see different realities and to travel, and they do already.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”

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