"You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug"

-- R. L. Stine

#Fall Quotes #Athlete Quotes #Jealous Quotes

“I also had Wonder Woman Underoos that I really liked. I actually wore them as an outfit to school.”
“Education begins at home. You can't blame the school for not putting into your child what you don't put into him.”
“The Bible was written two thousand years ago. The world is a different place now. Stories that had meaning then are meaningless now. Beliefs that might have been valid then are invalid now. Those books should be looked at in the same way we look at anything of that age with interest with an acknowledgement of the historical importance but they should not be thought of as anything that has any value.”
“There is something wrong with our culture when the view that marriage is between one man and one woman, a view shared by half the nation, is portrayed as evidence of hatred.”
“Michael Jackson is an underappreciated songwriter and an underappreciated singer. I think the world only gives him the most recognition for his dancing. He was an awesome singer and an amazing songwriter.”
“The men are mostly so slow, their thoughts overrun 'em, an' they can only catch 'em by the tail. I can count a stocking-top while a man's getting's tongue ready; an' when he outs wi' his speech at last, there's little broth to be made on't. It's your dead chicks take the longest hatchin'.”
“Anthropology is the most humanistic of the sciences and the most scientific of the humanities.”
“We Americans can be rightly proud of the fact that the right to the free and unfettered exercise of religion is a primary principle in the vision and founding of our country. It defines us as a people, and has uniquely contributed to making this nation great.”

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