"I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless."

-- Gene Weingarten

#Clueless Quotes #Needs Quotes #Irony Quotes

“I have a kind of old-fashioned, artisan approach.”
“I donâ€™t think that anyone has really told (people) what design is. It doesnâ€™t occur to most people that everything is designed--that every building and everything they touch in the world is designed. Even foods are designed now. So in the process of helping people understand this, making them more aware of the fact that the world around us is something that somebody has control of, perhaps they can feel some sense of control, too. I think thatâ€™s a nice ambition.”
“I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.”
“I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,”
“A small town has as many eyes as a fly”

Source : Sonya Hartnett (2006). “Surrender”, Candlewick Press (MA)
“I've always believed that poetry must speak of realities as least as complicated as those spoken of in prose. I've read books of poems, even single poems, which are, for me, at least the equivalent of a short story or a novel. Martin Amis, in an interview with Saul Bellow in the early eighties, quotes Bellow asking, "Why not address 'the mysterious circumstance of being', say what it's like to be alive at this time, on this planet?" This has been and still is my ambition.”

Source : Source: www.commonwealmagazine.org
“I always recommend rewiring vintage lighting. It's not a bargain if your house burns down.”
“I really feel like I came out of the water when I graduated from college, because I wasn't really aware of what was going on. If certain people tried to take advantage of me or whatever, I never really realized it until I got out of school.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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