"Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices."

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Source : "No pain, no gain". Interview with Kate Kellaway, www.theguardian.com. February 15, 2004.

Dave Pelzer

#Voice Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Lectures Quotes

“The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.”
“Praise and Prayer PRAISE is devotion fit for mighty minds, The diff'ring world's agreeing sacrifice; Where Heaven divided faiths united finds: But Prayer in various discord upward flies. For Prayer the ocean is where diversely Men steer their course, each to a sev'ral coast; Where all our interests so discordant be That half beg winds by which the rest are lost. By Penitence when we ourselves forsake, 'Tis but in wise design on piteous Heaven; In Praise we nobly give what God may take, And are, without a beggar's blush, forgiven.”

Source : William Davenant, “Praise And Prayer”
“A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.”
“Most people think of love as some sort of power outside of themselves that will "take them away from all of this." Sadly, this is not the case. Love exists only within our own hearts, and to have happy relationships we must first become truly loving people. And as we fill our hearts with love by expressing love for others in thought, word, and deed ("acting as if" until we make it happen if necessary), that love can heal our own lives, help to solve our problems, and enable us to feel good about ourselves.”
“What a society deems important is enshrined in its art”
“The reason everybody is so amazed and enamored with me right now is because I have worked every angle, I have worked every formula, I have worked every equation, I have seen every club, I have seen every performance, I have seen every joke, I have studied, I have done my job. That's why I'm good. It's not because I got up one night and decided I wanted to tell some f - -ing jokes.”
“The humble ones are always learning and improving, and their secret is always that it's a secret...”

Source : Criss Jami (2015). “Killosophy”, p.34, Criss Jami
“The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future.”

Source : Herbert Spencer (1865). “First Principles of a New System of Philosophy”, p.123

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