"I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination."

-- Hunter S. Thompson

#Funny Life Quotes #Reality Quotes #Long Quotes

“Life is about loosing, everything, gracefully”
“Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got.”
“Even my family laughed at me because they thought this young guy who's always stuttering in front of other people should be in front of 100 musicians and talk to them and leading them.”
“For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries.”

Source : God and the Astronomers ch. 9 (1978)
“I try to always stretch myself to fit the characters that have been presented.”
“Whatever will happen will happen. You either face it as a coward or you face it as a hero.”
“What was beauty unless you intended to use it, like a hammer, or a key? It was just something for other people to use and admire, or envy, despise. To nail their dreams onto like a picture hanger on a blank wall. And so many girls saying, use me, dream me.”
“You are just a murdered. (Near) (btw this was an epic win on near's part when light spazzed out and went crazy)”

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