"You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift."

-- Steve Harvey

#Race Quotes #Class Quotes #Piano Quotes

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
“I was a big fan of 'The Smurfs' growing up, even though by default - my mom used to force me to watch because she was a 'Smurfs' fan.”
“I think I've had the fantasy of a ray-gun that could erase the world from the time I was a very little kid.”
“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.”

Source : Assorted Prose (1965) "Confessions of a Wild Bore"
“Doing good is good for business.”
“I wish I were taller and thinner but the hair you can do something about.”
“It's important for people to figure out their own lives before involving someone else - to gauge where you are and work on your own issues.”

Source : "Johansson changes her tune about monogamy". www.today.com. July 3, 2008.
“I'm often a little perplexed, when I read a review of a book, by the quotes that are pulled out as evidence of excellent prose. I don't think great novels are necessarily composed of great prose, or that there's a correlation between beautiful prose and the quality of a work of fiction. A really good, interesting novel will often let a little ugliness get into its words - to create a certain effect, to leave the reader with a certain sense of disorientation.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com

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