"I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone."

-- Danny DeVito

#Thinking Quotes #Absurd Quotes

“Then suddenly Jack was a changed boy. Something wonderful had happened to him, and it had made him different. It sometimes happened to people that they see or hear something quite wonderful and then they are never altogether the same again.”

Source : E. Nesbit (2015). “Fairy Tales for Young Readers: By the Author of Shakespeare's Stories for Young Readers”, p.50, Courier Corporation
“There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.”
“In terms of pure physical effort, today was probably as hard as I've worked in any part. I spent the morning rowing, including the change of speeds Arrius [the Roman commander] test Judah with. A real bone-breaker.”
“We're not called to live by human reason. All that matters is obedience to God's Word and his leading in our lives. if God says go,we'll go. If he says stay, we'll stay. When we are in his will, we are in the safest place in the world.”

Source : Brother Yun, Paul Hattaway (2002). “The Heavenly Man: The Remarkable True Story of Chinese Christian Brother Yun”, p.272, Monarch Books
“A rose gets its color and fragrance from the root, and man his virtue from his childhood.”
“I always said what I thought and I didn't hold anything back.”
“Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.”
“I did, like, a couple of sexier videos, because all of a sudden I went, 'Wow, I have a body. I have this side of me that I haven't shown yet.' And I started kind of playing around with that side of things.”

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