"And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get out, and now you open the door and you have to explain, 'Oh! Listen, there's an odor in there and I didn't do it. It's bad."

-- Ellen DeGeneres

#Doors Quotes #Smell Quotes #Doe Quotes

“I think it's funny how excited people can get about things I say that don't have anything to do with music. I made a disparaging comment about McDonald's on Twitter once and people flipped out on me.”
“When your holding a double barrel shotgun use both barrels.”
“The Second Amendment reveals a profound principle of American government - the principle of civilian ascendency over the military.”
“I don't believe all this nonsense about market timing. Just buy good value and when the market is ready that value will be recognized.”
“God wasn't love, couldn't be love. Because for me, love was a corpse.”
“Masochism is a valuable job skill.”
“Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.”
“A militia, when properly formed, are in fact the people themselves... and include all men capable of bearing arms.”

Source : Richard Henry Lee, Mercy Otis Warren (1962). “An Additional number of letters from the Federal farmer to the Republican, leading to a fair examination of the system of government, proposed by the late Convention: to several essential and necessary alterations in it; and calculated to illustrate and support the principles and positions laid down in the preceding letters. Together with Oberservations on the new Constitution, and on the Federal and State Conventions by a Columbian patriot”

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