"What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'"

-- David Cross

#Baby Quotes #Sorry Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Everything happens for a reason and, something better will come along for me!”
“When I sing, I pick out people in the audience and pinpoint on them. So if you feel that I am singing just for you, you may be right!”
“It's a special person - and personality - who can lead a start-up to soaring success and sustain that success for the long term. Apple co-founder Steve Jobs and Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg are star examples.”
“Would a dating service on the net be 'frowned upon' . . . ? I hope not. But even if it is, don't let that stop you from notifying me via net mail if you start one.”
“If it's your child, it's different. You don't care about those things. It's so minor. You become a parent and nothing else really matters.”
“Shipping is a feature. A really important feature. Your product must have it.”

Source : "The Duct Tape Programmer" by Joel Spolsky, www.joelonsoftware.com. September 23, 2009.
“At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.”
“Perhaps you see, therefore, why I think taste must come before nutrition? Our infatuation for the quasi-scientific has left us easy marks for con men and tin fiddle manufacturers.”

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