"Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't."

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Source : Jeramey Kraatz, Adam Rex, Adam Jay Epstein, Andrew Jacobson, Tim Green (2012). “Class Acts Kids' Ebook Sampler”, p.55, Harper Collins

Adam Rex

#Cat Quotes #Want Quotes #Way Quotes

“When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I drank enough to sing drinking songs for the rest of my life!”
“I can't wait for the crowd, the noise, the energy in the building. I can't wait to take that all away from them.”
“The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports of weapons, even tanks, being kept from the front and hidden for treacherous purposes.”
“I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong”
“No matter who we are, no matter what our circumstances, our feelings and emotions are universal.”
“When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward at first but I soon got to be perfectly at home in men's clothes.”

Source : Calamity Jane (2013). “The Life And Adventures Of Calamity Jane: A Short Memoir”, p.5, Harper Collins
“Society doesnâ€™t need newspapers. What we need is journalism.”
“If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.”

Source : Penn Jillette (2012). “God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales”, p.129, Simon and Schuster

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