"We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. Why do this, you may ask? Because it'll be fun."

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Source : "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". TV Series, (1992 - ).

Rick Mercer

#Change Quotes #Fun Quotes #Names Quotes

“The devil sees nothing more abominable than a truly humble christian, for [that Christian] is just the opposite of [the devil's] own image”
“If I had to give a definition of capitalism I would say: the process whereby American girls turn into American women.”

Source : Herman Koch (2012). “The Dinner”, p.11, Atlantic Books Ltd
“When your enemy's making mistakes, don't interrupt him.”
“Nothing is worth reading that does not require an alert mind.”

Source : Charles Dudley Warner (1872). “Back-log studies and My summer in a garden”, p.10
“Here's the real thing. Democrats got to understand that the first line in the Republican playbook is going to be smear, you know? And there's nobody who's going to be able to avoid it.”

Source : "Rep. Keith Ellison On Why He Deserves To Be DNC Chairman". "Morning Edition" with David Greene, www.npr.org. November 30, 2016.
“Hanifs (Muslims) are stumbling, Christians all astray Jews wildered, Magians far on errorâ€™s way. We mortals are composed of two great schools Enlightened knaves or else religious fools.”
“I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying.' I tried with all my heart.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I've never believed in God, but I believe in Picasso.”

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