"Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy,"

-- Patricia Marx

#Pretty Woman Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I find that anything culturally significant that happened before '93 I associate with the decade before it. In fact, Oregon Trail is one of a handful of signposts that middle school existed at all.”
“Dhoni is one guy who doesn't know the meaning of fear.”
“There are times when born hollandaise heads, as well as nouveaux turbot freaks and recherche escargotphiles alike crave the saignet abundance of a New York steak.”
“People can say you're fat because you're filling a void, or you eat for all these emotional reasons. I said, 'I don't need to focus on this anymore. It doesn't matter why I'm fat. Let's fix it.”
“To become a lifelong reader, one has to do a lot of varied and interesting reading.”

Source : Kelly Gallagher, Richard L. Allington (2009). “Readicide: How Schools are Killing Reading and what You Can Do about it”, p.45, Stenhouse Publishers
“The most effective check and balance on government has been an independent press which maintains its credibility by ensuring that its criticism is balanced and based on fact - based indeed on solid journalistic work.”
“Man's natural life span, 75 to 90 years or so, has not increased. It is the number of us who manage to attain it that has increased.”

Source : "The Invisible Bankers, Everything The Insurance Industry Never Wanted You To Know". Book by Andrew Tobias, 1982.
“You don't have to tell me how long I'm on the wire,”

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