"Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate."

-- Dave Barry

#Business Quotes #Self Quotes #Organization Quotes

“What's your hurry? There is nothing up ahead that's any better than it is right here.”

Source : Mark Richardson (2008). “Zen and Now”, p.50, Vintage
“Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.”
“The spiritual always did exist, always will. It is eternal, it is changeless.”
“I don't think you can get any more working class than me. Everyone seems posh to me.”

Source : "Question Time". Interview With Hannah Pool, www.theguardian.com. June 10, 2009.
“Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.”
“I think there comes a time when you realize that you need God in your life, God's Word, and the spiritual guidance that only He can give.”

Source : Source: www.mybestyears.com
“I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five's a charm?”
“One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.”

Source : 'By the Way' (1931) p. 282

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